IRVINE, CA – The parking world is in shock today after the announcement that billionaire Jeff Bezos has secured a deal to purchase Parking Concepts, Inc. (PCI) – the most well-known and respected company in the parking industry.
Bezos, who says he “paid just under $4.5 billion for PCI,” made the announcement during a live video while floating weightlessly in space on a Blue Origin flight. In the video, he made it clear that this was just the first of many purchases.
“I’m going to be revolutionizing parking as we know it. As we move toward a world with more EV cars, green initiatives, public transportation, et cetera – someone must monopoli… I mean – capitalize – on this valuable space in our cities. Who better than me?” Bezos grinned.
The third richest man in the world also says he plans to approach other US-based companies with enticing buyout deals in the coming months.
“I will do whatever it takes to purchase every last one of my major competitors before moving forward and taking my operation global.” Bezos confirmed. “Then we will continue to grow, and I predict we will have our first Parking Concepts operation on Mars by 2040. Oh, and one more thing: April Fools!”